we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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