You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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