He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Michael Bay diarrhea
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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