Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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