Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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