The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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