theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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