"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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