Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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