I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
