You surviving the open bar?
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My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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