He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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