I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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