Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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