She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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