there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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