Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm too high and old for this...
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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