Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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