So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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