I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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