She said her name was "party"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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