He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
