This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
