so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
