Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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