I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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