I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize
