S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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