Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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