I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Randomize
