Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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