DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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