everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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