Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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