K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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