Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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