too bad you live with your parents still
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
