I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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