What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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