guys are not supposed to queef...right?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Someone signed my nipple.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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