oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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