Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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