So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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