Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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