just come out here and I will go home with you...
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Randomize
