That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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