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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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