SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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