You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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