The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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