My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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