her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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