How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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