Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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